My Resume :)
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M.VimalKochar C-53,X ‘B’ Cross
Thillainagar,
Trichy,
Pin code:620018
kocharvimal@gmail.com
kocharvimal@yahoo.com
Phone:9025616400
- OBJECTIVE:
To be a professional webdesigner n earn a lot of bucks
sitting at home..talents and skills..actually I don’t have
any other option…“What I’m looking for in a job: #1) Money #2) Money #3) Money.”
sitting at home..talents and skills..actually I don’t have
any other option…“What I’m looking for in a job: #1) Money #2) Money #3) Money.”
- EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATIONS:
EXAMINATON | UNIVERSITY | YEAR OF PASSING | NAME OF INSTITUTION | AGGREGATE |
B.Com | Barathithasan University | 2006-09 | Bishop heber College Trichy | 70% |
H.S.C | State Board | Apr 2006 | St.John’s Vestry higher secondary school Trichy | 87% |
S.S.L.C | CBSE | Apr 2004 | Mahatma Gandhi centenery vidhyalaya Trichy-8 | 81% |
- ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENTS:
· Almost Slapped once by my teacher..
· I had only 40% attendance and in that too 25% proxy in all my three years of college.
- OTHER ACHIEVEMENTS:
· I have had two dangerous accidents in my childhood.
· I have proposed two girls for fun and they thought I was serious :P
· I have received a best bunker award
· Organized activities like bunks in schools and colleges.
· I ve made my teachers ask how come you are in college today..had too much work at home?
· I spend 5 hours of my day in facebook and would do that in your office too if you had access to net
· I have won Mario bros 1000 times and can play it another 1000 times also without getting
bored..that’s how patient I am..
· People always blame me for irritating them with my own lyrics of the popular songs..am good at it..
· I scare people of spending more time with them inorder to get my work done..
· I bribed the pune for correcting my attendance and even after changing the attendance I found myself in shortage of attendance..my hod would never want to see my face again..(as if I want to see him again…phew..!@#$%%^&**()).
· I am extra careful of the toes I step on 2day as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.(copied..I don’t have that much brain to write these on my own but it does suit me..:P)
· People have sacrificed me for others quite a lot of times n I don’t care a damn for it now..
· Many say am an expert in flirting.. The best thing to do when you are bored.. People like being flirted on..(I mean only girls here..Am straight)
· Two of my classmates had 90% attendance in first semester and when he joined my group I made it reduce to 40% until they reached the last semester..
· I have a record of speaking 8 hours continuously on phone apart from the other 3 hours I spoke with breaks in between on the same day..
- EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:
· Many call me a joker for my sense of humor..so I entertain people by pulling their legs
· I ve left orkut for good reasons but facebook spoiled me once again..actually it’s the main activity of mine now..
· I comment at people’s photos even when they don’t want me to.. that’s how irritating I am..
· Adjudged to be a bad guy by many girls(even after having such an innocent face)
· I have been once caught for using bad words at school just when I was in 7th standard and they made such a big fuss of it..F******..err chuck it..I don’t wanna talk about those a** h****..but hey I respect them now..what I am is coz of ‘em.. but they should grow up..that was not such a serious affair
· I have made two lovers meet..dunno what they did after that…their personal matter..
· I ve a reputation of being nice to people(who care) and bein an a** h*** for who don’t..
- SOFTWARE SKILLS:
· Operating Systems : Windows, Linux, people’s brains, n hearts too..
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· Languages : Java (learning), ASP (learning), Html, Xml, Dhtml
· Expert in using tools : Yahoo messenger, Google Talk, Gmail, Firefox, Webcam,
Photoshop, Dreamweaver, GIMP, Picasa and other
imaging tools and various other stuffs,
· I can type even in extreme darkness..:)
· Can correct any bugs in windows..
- AREA OF INTEREST:
· Blogging
· Sleeping anywhere
· Theatres n
· Talking on late-night phone conversations
- PROJECT TITLE:
· Design any kind of website provided you are +18 :P
- PERSONAL PROFILE:
Name : M.Vimal Kochar
Date of birth : 24-03-1988
Father’s Name : Mr.M.Mothilal
Nationality : Indian
Maritial staus : Single, n never interested to mingle
but wanna fall in love with myself
but wanna fall in love with myself
Languages known : Tamil, English, Hindi, Marwadi,
Sanskrit, French
Sanskrit, French
Hobbies : Blogging, earning money online doing anything n everything, commenting, playing badminton, cricket, table tennis and with others lives
- OTHER DETAILS:
· I can work all night..day time is sleeping time..
· Responsibility makes me nervous.· "Number of dependents: 40."
· “Let’s meet, so you can ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ over my experience.”
· Its best for employers that I not work with people.
- DESIRED POSITION
Give me the ownership of your company.. I would never deny..Actually if you pay me for
the most less work possible and allow me to sleep all day I have no issues..to a second thought
does it matter what I want..if I have to write what I want this space won’t be enough..just for
example I would love to have a beautiful secretary wearing miniskirts working under
me..(err I mean at my supervision)..err let’s not get carried away and come to reality..Do I have
an option..afterall you are gonna decide my position
- DESIRED SALARY:
My desires are un-ending
References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me
- DECLARATION:
I hereby declare that all the details given above are true to the best of my knowledge and belief.
Yours truly,
M.Vimal Kochar
Place : Trichy
Date : 02.02.2010
4 comments:
its owesum.........11!!!!
dude....wtf...
copied from me...:P
Dude, great piece of work. Amazing sense of humour :) I like it a lot.. It made me ROFL on a lot of occasions like "Playing with others' lives etc.". Keep writing :)
ppl....again..copied...:P
plagiarism alert...:P
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